Loading Screen Quotes

This page details every custom loading screen quote that can randomly appear while loading the game in Randomnautica V1.


  • Hippies as always, I say. — Mister Anomalous P.K.
  • Yakshemash! — Borat Sagdiyev
  • The President does not consider this considerable responsibility a burden, but an honor, and he seeks every opportunity to interact with the people, and learn their concerns, hopes and dreams. — Molossia.org
  • Welcome, welcome to City 17. — Wallace Breen
  • I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I'm not sir, and that is an idiot. — Peter Griffin
  • Ah Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise… and by unexpected, I mean completely expected! — Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz
  • Let's go get this son of a bitch! — Trapper
  • The radiations have gotten to your head. — Bennett McMasters
  • Hey Gordon, it's me, Barney from Black Mesa. — Barney Calhoun
  • Are you upset? — Popuko
  • We live in a society. — Joaquin Phoenix
  • Ohhh my God, wahhhhhhh! — Wario before a fatal car crash
  • Roblox is not only free to play but free to build. — David Baszucki
  • Not anymore! — Sefa Dewey
  • Just a bunch of pinhead dipshits. — Zeus
  • This game shall soon reach its inevitable conclusion; and the final triumph shall belong to Doctor Doom! — Doctor Doom
  • Greetings inspector. — M. Vonel
  • Where is plaque I gave you? Why is it not on wall? — Dimitri
  • Arstotzka so great, passport not required, right? — Jorji Costava
  • Greetings mortals. It is I, Marce. Sweet potato fries I crave, sweet potato fries I must consume. What? You do not have any sweet potato fries in your possession? I see, then I must leave. — Marce
  • Nobody touch the minibar – it's a fucking rip-off! — Haffaz Aladeen
  • How much do you charge for assassinations? — Haffaz Aladeen
  • Oh, hi. Welcome to my schoolhouse. — Baldi
  • The FUCK did you say to me you little SHIT? — Tyler Blevins
  • Hello everybody, my name's Markiplier, and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's. — Markiplier
  • Why is Sefa gray? — Mister Anomalous P.K.
  • This is Redmond Mann, and I've got one simple request: Send my brother to hell! — Redmond Mann
  • It just works. — Todd Howard
  • I'm the best! — Princess Daisy
  • Oh fiddlesticks. What now? — Isaac Kleiner
  • Well, good morning everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. — Captain B. McCrea
  • Rise and shine, Anomaly Crew. — Heabo
  • That's called boy tipping, ha ha ha! Otis the Cow
  • I do what I want when I want 'cause I wanna do it! — Snotty Boy
  • They will be VERY GLAD to meet you. — Viktor Stobovski
  • We will make Kanomastan great again. — Donald Trump
  • We need to build a wall, and Northistan will pay for that wall. — Donald Trump
  • In my country, there is problem. — Borat Sagdiyev
  • Feebee cannot help you now. — Feebee
  • I am honored to be a leader for my own people. Even if I am the subject of a more powerful empire. — Corruptus Jr.
  • Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach. — Princess Peach
  • Don't add me, chump. — Bearded Expense
  • Decisions were made, thought I was a thug, dropped outta school. — Zeus
  • Welcome to the family son. — Jack Baker
  • And the winner is… Clancy! — Lucas Baker
  • Hello internet, and welcome to Game Theory! — Matthew Patrick
  • Bonus objective completed. You just might be ghost boss material yourself. — Dennis
  • Michael Penis! I brought you new girl! — Borat Sagdiyev
  • You know who else spent 600 hours modding Hearts of Iron 4? MY MOM! — Muscle Man, probably
  • Fellow esteemed citizens, our current situation is critical. Faced with repeated provocations from this rogue state, I have made the conscious decision to declare war. — Geopolitical Simulator 4
  • I hope nobody looks at my plans while I'm sleeping. — Dr.T
  • I'm Dr.T, the pre-eminent evil genius of our time! Obviously, I'm also a lot smarter than you. — Dr.T
  • Food! Food! Food! — Louie
  • Olimar! — Olimar (obviously)
  • Louie! — Louie (obviously)
  • Shacho! — The President of Hocotate (not so obvious)
  • My comeback is inevitable. — Bennett McMasters
  • But um, look guys look! It's my greatest achievement: Wario Land 4 on the Gameboy Advanced hahaha! — Wario

In addition to the loading screen quotes, at the top of the loading screen, the following messages can be seen:

  • Loading Characters
  • Researching the Wiki
  • Collecting Wiki Info
  • Reshaping Randomnautica
  • Furnishing the Terrain
  • Designing Flags
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